The Sorcerer and His Magic Bowl

I'd like to tell a tale of a sorcerer and his magical bowl,

For on this weary mother, they sure do take a toll.

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I lift the lid of this porcelin bowl and much to my dismay

I find the disappearing object the sorcerer hid that day.

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The fork that was snatched up off the kitchen floor

And the cookies that he kept coming back in for more.

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Yesterday he tried to help his mommy rid the clothes of dirt

And then appeared in the magic bowl his brand new spanking shirt!

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This magic bowl has more power than making things disappear,

For the sorcerer simply dips his hands and they come out crystal clear!

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And thus goes the tale of this magical team,

And the mother who scrubs to ensure that it's clean!